Posted by
Maudie in Mandeville on Thursday, June 07, 2007 9:38:51 AM
It seems Louisiana is the only state which still allows cockfighting, the betting sport whereby razors are strapped to each coc.k, then the two combatants are thrown into a ring and go at it until only one is left standing. Louisiana's answer to banning the sport is to announce that its ban will start...sometime in the future (so get off our backs).
Maudie has a simple solution. Allow cockfighting only in abortion clinics. A 'cockfight' of sorts would ensue between Planned Parenthood in support of this new money-maker and the pro-abortion membership of PETA against the barbarity of killing innocent chickens. Maudie can just imagine used fetal vacuum bags being thrown around the abortion room as these two former allies fight the new Pro-life/Pro-Choice battle of our time.
update: Let's get cockfighting out of the depravity of the backwoods, and bring it into the comfort of a 21st century abortion clinic! It's about time!!