Posted by
Maudie in Mandeville on Monday, March 16, 2009 6:50:49 PM
As police in liberal Connecticut now target Hispanics and their culture, the Obama administration is looking for ways to placate two of its many competing voting blocs. Police in Waterbury and other Connecticut cities say they are seeing a sharp increase in cockfights, a predilection of good Democrat voting Hispanics (also known to be popular among ignorant backwoods white red neck Nazi Christian militia Republicans).
On the other side you have a powerful Democrat lobbying group in PETA, the rabid people hating organization, sharply at odds with Hispanics and their culture. As Maudie
suggested two years ago, the Obama administration is studying the possibility of granting stimulous monies to any Planned Parenthood mill which would incorporate cockfighting into their lucrative abortion business.
President Obama proffered that "Once we bring it under the umbrella of abortion, I think folks will learn to appreciate the Hispanic culture. Look, it offers good paying 21st century jobs like door barkers, ring girls and beer boys, not to mention, think of the increased need it would generate for garbage collectors, something I just discussed with my colleagues in the Congressional Black Caucas." A Planned Parenthood spokesman said "We are extremely interested in accepting more of the taxpayers money to support our industry, and if we can help bring Hispanics into the 21st century at the same time, we see no downside." Additionally, he stated that costs could be kept low by incorporating services already available in their mills, such as the ABPS (Assorted Body Parts Squeegee) which is used by a janitorial clinician (usually Hispanic as it turns out) which is used to clean the floor after the abortion.
The President's plan assumes PETA could be persuaded, knowing that for every chicken killed, human babies would suffer and die in much the same way. A spokesman for the President noted that He was excited about the possibility of using the cockfighting ring instead of the
soiled linen closet to dispose of those disgraceful babies that made it out of the womb alive. PETA said it would consider a billboard showing a razored chicken attacking the baby. "Everybody wins", the spokesman said.