Posted by
Maudie in Mandeville on Monday, April 27, 2009 4:05:11 PM
Patients leaving Socialist Mexico's glorious free medical clinics were handed a tea towel and face mask as immunization against the Swine flu epidemic. Low paid government Doctors for the Socialist Revelucion' said the facemasks were better than any vaccine because 1) Vaccine was found incompatible for 1 out of 100,000 individuals who had a negative reaction from the cure, 2) Government allocation of medical students specializing in epidemiology had been limited in favor of increasing abortionists and
GBLT Kindercare Medical Advisors (formerly Office of Community Organizacion') 3) Because of socialist government price controls, evil Big Drug manufacturers were forced out of business, ergo, Mexico has no vaccine, anyway.
A spokeman from the Office of Free and Glorious Health Coverage said the face mask was to prevent spread of the flu from the inevitable sneezing and coughing, and the tea towel was to wipe any blood flowing from the mouth or nostrils. "During this crisis, we have mobilised all of our resources and have transferred thousands of workers from our Dept. of Free and Glorious Postal Care and Vehicle Registration to the Dept of Experienced Free and Glorious health cure workers. We have increased the number of tea towel vaccines by over 300%. This is a glorious day for free health care in Mexico."
President Obama was considering tea towels and face masks as part of his new stimulating 'Free Health Care' package. U.S. Senators were already ahead of the game, having allocated monies to buy themselves a complete Health Survival Bunny Suit.
