Posted by
Maudie in Mandeville on Monday, May 17, 2010 4:09:17 PM
Sheriff Joe Arpaio, better known as 'la Racisto' by 67% of racist Latinos and those who "No speek Inglich", busted a cockfighting ring and arrested 70 Wall Street business types visiting from the Hamptons. Just kidding. All 70 tended to look on the order of Caesar Chavez and 20 were immediately suspected as illegal aliens. Receipts from Ricardo's Illegal Alien Van Service out of Magdelena, Mexico were found on all 20.
Racist Latino groups like LaRaza, the student group 'Fourth Generation Mexican-Americans who Hate America (FGMAHA)', and the Democrat Party condemned the raid as racial profiling. A spokeswoman-man for the DNC said "Everyone knows only mexicans enjoy cockfights. If you're going to raid a cockfight, by definition, you've racially profiled."
Spokeswoman for the student group 'FGMAHA' told Maudie in Mandeville "Sheriff Arpaio says he doesn't profile? Why would you raid a cockfight if you don't racial profile Mexicans? Why would you raid a dogfight if you don't profile blacks? Why doesn't he profile Tea Party protesters? You want terrorism on display? Check these out!
"All racist basura blanco pigs! Raid the tea parties! As a Latina, I'm offended by their signs!" Planned Parenthood could not be reached for comment.