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Where did Biden get the ashes?

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:43:15 PM
We know Planned Parenthood abortion mills churn out baby parts and sell mystery bags or parts to laboratories and universities involved in the lesion and tumor producing embryonic stem cell industry.  Looking at the two rabid pro-aborts in this picture begs the question; Where did Joe get the ashes?  As proud and loud as they both are of their unconditional support of ripping babies apart and doing whatever to their remains, maybe Planned Parenthood could turn Ash Wednesday into another holiday and Holy Day moneymaker:  SUPPORT ABORTION.  THIS ASH WEDNESDAY, SHOW GOD YOU CARE ABOUT A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO 'CHOOSE'.  WEAR 'EM ON YOUR FOREHEAD!  I'll bet you could still sucker in 50% of 'Catholics' to wear the Planned Parenthood ashes.
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Emaciated children dead in the streets of Philly and D.C.

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 11:48:00 AM

Snow days mean less food for many students

Tens of thousands of children miss out on free or reduced-price school lunch

Marla Caplon worried about a more fundamental problem: How would students eat?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35384779/ns/weather/

In the last 100 years (200?), has there ever been one child confirmed dead by starvation in the United States?  How pathetic.

One loaf of bread-$1.39
One jar of peanut butter-$3.99
One jar of strawberry jam - Priceless

One lazy assed mother - Worthless
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Superbowl Doritos ad: Everything wrong in black culture

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Monday, February 08, 2010 12:38:07 PM
The little boy knows the Man is giving his mama flowers for sex.  That was the Doritos commercial.  "Keep your hands off my mama!" 

Single mom; single guy oogling the short skirt and behind of his affection for the night in front of her sullen looking son who stares at the man as if this scene has played out before with others; and of course the black on black violence.  Twice, the mom admonishes her son to "Play nice".  Seems this has also played out before.  In just a few years time, this angry kid will start elementary school where he would be expected to already know how to respect his elders, share, sit still and listen while his teacher explains the next lesson after having spent 6 years playing his Game Boy.  Can anyone say bi polar, A.D.D., or 'Cops'?

I guess for time they had to edit out the 14 year old baby sitter coming in with her boyfriend for the night.  And mama must have been in a hurry.  Was the little Doritos bowl his lunch or dinner?  Where's Michelle Obama and her turnip garden on this one?

 
As one reviewer lauded, 'Simple, witty, and amazingly effective'.  Couldn't agree more.


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The Black Pastor's Dilemma

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Monday, January 25, 2010 11:18:08 AM
It's not in the financial interest of black pastors to support abortion.  Welfare, yes.  Abortion, no.  

Since the majority of their income is derived from welfare checks to their female parishioners, supporting the Democrat Party is a no brainer.  They've made a deal with the devil.  Support the talking points of Planned Parenthood and the Democrat Party, and we'll continue the welfare checks to your flock.  If Democrat black pastors don't welcome abortion, you certainly wouldn't know it from the +90% support given to the Abortion Party every election.  Most black pastors would rather rant and rave and jump around while singing 'Jam for Jesus' than bring up the subject to their flock of single females. Ebonic Economics (EE) tells you that the more children the children have, the better to keep the pastor in his shiny new black SUV as the welfare checks pour in.  The problem is that the party they are told to vote for is both the Welfare and Abortion Party. And there you have what is called 'The Black Pastor's Dilemma'.  

What do you say to a congregation full of single females with 4 children from a variety of men?  Sex outside of marriage is morally wrong? Abortion is wrong?  Your congregation may get the idea that you're a Republican and vote the same way.   How bad do you want that SUV, Pastor?  

As the single female's daughters reach puberty, the coffers are sure to grow as they begin their 'family' and receive their stash of EE checks.  More than three generations of single black mothers have followed this liberal plan.  

Black male children feel liberated to slip on a condom (as they've been taught in their NEA public elementary schools' Health Class 101), knowing if it fails to do its job, abortion or welfare will pick up the tab.  Ditto if you forget to steal one off your 30 year old mother's dresser, or off 45 year old Granny's.

Democrats will always be ready to help, one way or the other, as the black pastor sings 'Jam for Jesus' from his pulpit.  

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Give up the ghost for Obama

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Tuesday, January 05, 2010 12:20:55 PM
So when you're on the plane staring down some wild eyed muslim wack job (oxymoron), who got on the plane in the first place because we refuse to profile terrorists, remember, "Give it up for Obama."  
TSA Considers Passengers One of 20 ‘Layers of Security’ to Stop Terrorist Attacks
'A TSA spokeswoman said the graphic did not imply any order of importance.'
And you thought it was patriotic or something? You're part of His plan, doofus. Giving up your life will be a small part to pay for Obama to prove "the system worked", in the words of Janet Incompeloto. Besides getting your name in the Obits, your family can find solace in having saved the lives of 300 passengers, which might make a mention in Obama's press conference to promote his additional security measures, like profiling anyone wearing a cross on a necklace, or blond hair, blue eyed, fourteen year old female. To borrow a line from some white guy our schoolchildren haven't heard of, "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for Obama." Now go give it up, succa.
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Fifth Commandment: Thou Shalt Donate to St. Vincent de Paul's?

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Monday, January 04, 2010 1:29:45 PM
613 laws in the Old Testament; taking care of the poor does not make the Top 10; caring for the Earth or the environment does not make the Top 10.  The Pope continues to do a disservice to the Church and laity when he speaks on either subject.  Whether his speeches predominate with the life or marriage issues, he should realize any mention of the environment or the poor will become front and center with not only media, but with the Liberation Theologists who pervade many of the diocese.  Many Catholics ask why Sunday sermons have been silent over the decades on abortion and marriage and remain so.  It's easier to sermonize about the poor and saving the planet as your parishioners plan their Sunday afternoon trip to the mall.

How about a truce?  Until killing babies is out of style and rationality returns to the marriage sacrament, the Holy Father dispenses with anything else.  In return, Catholics the world over promise not to confuse what is more important to God, Thou Shalt Not Murder or Thou Shalt Donate Old Clothes to St. Vincent de Paul's.  Tens of millions and counting seems to make a good case.
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Oh, the humanity! My President is delaying his Hawaiian vacation!

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Tuesday, December 22, 2009 9:08:02 PM
President Barack Obama may delay his year-end Hawaiian vacation
U.S. President Barack Obama waves as he leaves an announcement on government efficiency at the White House in Washington December 21, 2009. REUTERS/Jim Young
Hi, How ar'ya, how ar'ya, how ar'ya?  Look at Me!  I'm delaying my Hawaiian vacation for this Fascist Obama Healthcare Bill.
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Made in God's image

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Sunday, December 20, 2009 11:11:08 PM

"I don't want my daughters punished wiff a baby."

In Virginia, a mother gave birth to her baby and then suffocated it. Virginia law enforcement is powerless to charge her. As Investigator Tracy Emerson put it: "In the state of Virginia, as long as the umbilical cord is attached and [the] placenta is still in the mother, if the baby comes out alive, the mother can do whatever she wants to that baby to kill it," Emerson reports. "She can shoot the baby, stab the baby or anything as long as it is still attached to her in some form by umbilical cord or something, and it's no crime in the state of Virginia."

Heard ya loud and clear, Mr. President.
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Save the Planet, Kill Yourself

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Tuesday, December 15, 2009 6:01:39 PM
Chinese Minister Links ‘One-Child’ Policy to Emissions Reduction at Climate Conference



                 You first!
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The Pope enables abortion

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:08:16 PM
What's a good Catholic to do?  Pope Benedict tells us to support life and traditional marriage, in effect, telling us to vote Republican.  On the other hand, he spouts neo Liberation Theology, telling us man made global warming is killing Gaia and it is the fault of evil capitalist wealthy countries (as opposed to the corrupt Marxist poor countries littered throughout the world).  "Industrialized nations must recognize their responsibility for the environmental crisis, shed their consumerism and embrace more sober lifestyles", Pope Benedict said on Tuesday...So vote Obama and Chavez.

Why does the Church not understand that as taxes go up, contributions go down; Contributions used to feed the hungry, clothe and shelter the homeless, provide upkeep for our churches as well as pay the living expenses of priests and nuns.  As government takes over every part of our life, God isn't needed, much less the Church.  Just look at secular Europe.  As government regulates charities, the Church is forced to hire practicing homosexuals or provide same sex benefits to employees or close their doors as they will in Washington D.C. unless the Church sells out as it did in San Francisco and at Georgetown University. 

 And what is so hard to know that we have cleaner air and cleaner water and cleaner soil and rivers than Bangladesh, Zimbabwe, Mexico, or Syria?  They certainly "embrace more sober lifestyles", but who would want to raise their children in those cesspools?  So the correlation is simply incoherent.  In the meantime, liberal Catholics can point to word from the Pope, that they ignore abortionists while "recognizing their responsibility for the environmental crisis".  Phoney global warming trumps killing 50M babies.  You're doing us no favors, Patre.
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Nancy Pelosi's Tuskegee HIV scam

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Monday, December 14, 2009 11:51:08 PM
Whew!  Thank God our white homosexuals weren't the guinea pigs, again, for this phoney 'anti HIV' drug.  Scientists were "disappointed" but said at least the sample was large enough to be definitive.  Even blacks in this country weren't offered up for this science hoax.  No 1st grade abstinence program, here.  (To liberals, abstinence doesn't work; better, condom on the cucumber.)  

9000 women, in four, poor, black African countries.  Whew!  Thank God our white homosexuals weren't the guinea pigs!  Only 9000 black African women.  The 'result' is (only) a "setback", and "disheartening" (for shares were hit earlier in the month).  "Nevertheless, (Nevertheless?), we know this is an important result (9000 poor black women, now with Aids) and it shows clearly the need to undertake trials which are large enough (with innocent black African women) to provide definitive evidence for whether or not a (pro-homosexual) product works."

Now, realistically, we know someone's gotta take the first dose, and the larger the sample the better.  So, what better petri dish than black Africa?  Hey, it didn't work.  People will die?  They're black Africans for Pete's sake (and only stupid black African women).  Let 'em take one for Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco's homosexuals.
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Michelle's white queen garb

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Friday, December 11, 2009 2:13:29 PM
Malcolm X was given a dictionary in prison by a black racist to convince him that all black problems stem from white people.  The definition of “black,” was always negative: “destitute of light, devoid of color, enveloped in darkness, utterly dismal or gloomy, soiled with dirt, foul, sullen, hostile, forbidding, outrageously wicked.  White, on the other hand, was positive: “the color of pure snow, the opposite of black, free from spot or blemish, innocent, pure, without evil intent, harmless, square deal, honest" (try finding those defs in your PC dictionaries of today).

Queen Michelle ma belle must not be down wiff da struggle, anymore.  Where's her 'native' African garb, or at least her 'native' Chicago faux Serengeti look?  Why the European royalty of slave time/Marie Antoinette look in her WHITE queen outfit?


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Climate's '1200 Warming Teat'

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Monday, December 07, 2009 4:56:26 PM
Once you put all the data back in that was ignored, deleted, rigged, hidden, manipulated, or 'tricked', funny how the "hockey stick" disappears.  How about all those automobiles, factories, and 'over-populated' areas back in 1200?  Instead of the phoneyed "hockey stick", kids need to be learning about the 38-double D of climate history.  Talk about getting boys interested in science! 
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Abortion Is a ‘God-Given Right,’ Liberal Leader Declares

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Sunday, December 06, 2009 9:56:39 PM
'SHE'S PRO-ABORTION?  IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU PRO-LIFE, NOTHING WILL.

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Blacks, shut the f---up and vote like good plantation slaves

Posted by Maudie in Mandeville on Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:48:23 PM
Education Secretary Rejects D.C. Voucher Program As (Black) Parents (Mothers) Press Congress to Continue It

Democrat Party to blacks:  Sign your welfare check and stay in the back of the bus.  We'll take care of you, just like we always have.  

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